"Small, Green, And Dangerous" - The title of today's strip is a good old fashioned riddle. What's small, green, and dangerous? Why an Elf with a Red Ryder BB Gun of course! Nite Stick has gotten the better of the evil holiday foe in hand to hand combat, but that no good scamp has busted out the big guns in a dirty attempt to win the day. But it looks like the big guy himself is here to lend a helping hand! Complete with a bad ass holiday one liner straight from A Christmas Story!